Ever remember when you were a kid or even now for that matter when you wanted to sit in the front seat of a car but someone always called it first before you? Well that can change. Check out these hilarious yet clever rules for shotgunning. I thought it was pretty funny so i'm sharing it with you guys.
I'm sorry, but I thought I had a lot of time on my hands...wow the guy who wrote that is crazy...
THis gave me a laugh.....
Amendment VI: The Reserve Shotgun Amendment (B**ch, Spanky, Comm and SAM) After Shotgun has been called, other patrons may call "B**ch," "Spanky," or "Comm," referring to the seat behind shotgun, the seat behind the driver, and the center back seat, respectively. SAM applies to the hatchback or trunk.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
In the front seat? Wouldn't she be better in the ba............I'll leave it at that.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
I could have sworn the bitch seat is the center seat in the back row!
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.