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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:29 pm

Ever remember when you were a kid or even now for that matter when you wanted to sit in the front seat of a car but someone always called it first before you? Well that can change. Check out these hilarious yet clever rules for shotgunning. I thought it was pretty funny so i'm sharing it with you guys. ;-D

http://www.shotgunguide.com/

I'm going to make my own little handbook with these. :-b
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:32 pm

I'm sorry, but I thought I had a lot of time on my hands...wow the guy who wrote that is crazy...

THis gave me a laugh.....

Amendment VI: The Reserve Shotgun Amendment (B**ch, Spanky, Comm and SAM)
After Shotgun has been called, other patrons may call "B**ch," "Spanky," or "Comm," referring to the seat behind shotgun, the seat behind the driver, and the center back seat, respectively. SAM applies to the hatchback or trunk.
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:47 pm

Did I just spend 10 minutes reading official "shotgun" rules........ :-D Still its quite funny
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:58 pm

A long read for a little laugh.
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Postby Fireball Express » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:30 pm

I click on this link thinking we have a nice gun conversation going. Maybe talking about your shotgun of choice or something. Oh well.

Anyhow, this is the baby I use for home protection. :-)


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Postby Kingctb27 » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:40 am

Red Stripe wrote:Did I just spend 10 minutes reading official "shotgun" rules........ :-D Still its quite funny

Agreed, pretty good. ;-D
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Postby RyanK » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:45 am

Fireball Express wrote:I click on this link thinking we have a nice gun conversation going. Maybe talking about your shotgun of choice or something. Oh well.

Anyhow, this is the baby I use for home protection. :-)


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Postby Madison » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:02 am

3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.


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Postby Rirruto » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:28 am

The only rules my friends and I have is that you have to see the car to call shotgun. We also can call, 'window seat' or 'not bitch' for the backseats.
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:16 pm

I could have sworn the bitch seat is the center seat in the back row!
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