Ever remember when you were a kid or even now for that matter when you wanted to sit in the front seat of a car but someone always called it first before you? Well that can change. Check out these hilarious yet clever rules for shotgunning. I thought it was pretty funny so i'm sharing it with you guys.
I'm sorry, but I thought I had a lot of time on my hands...wow the guy who wrote that is crazy...
THis gave me a laugh.....
Amendment VI: The Reserve Shotgun Amendment (B**ch, Spanky, Comm and SAM) After Shotgun has been called, other patrons may call "B**ch," "Spanky," or "Comm," referring to the seat behind shotgun, the seat behind the driver, and the center back seat, respectively. SAM applies to the hatchback or trunk.
Fireball Express wrote:I click on this link thinking we have a nice gun conversation going. Maybe talking about your shotgun of choice or something. Oh well.
Anyhow, this is the baby I use for home protection.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
In the front seat? Wouldn't she be better in the ba............I'll leave it at that.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
The only rules my friends and I have is that you have to see the car to call shotgun. We also can call, 'window seat' or 'not bitch' for the backseats.
I could have sworn the bitch seat is the center seat in the back row!
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.
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by go_jays_go » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:29 pm 
Still its quite funny
