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Postby Kingctb27 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:19 pm

What a tool.......

AUGUST 10--Meet Bruce Taylor. The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights. And why was the 20-year-old Enid man allegedly coming back to their place night after night after night after night after night? He was there for Maria Isordia's bras and panties.

According to an affidavit filed in Garfield County District Court, husband Carlos set a trap for Taylor that would have made MacGyver proud. Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib).

Taylor, now facing up to 20 years in prison after being hit with a felony burglary charge, was treated at a local hospital before posing for the below Garfield County Sheriff's Office mug shot. While getting bandaged up, Taylor admitted to cops he kept the unmentionables in a lunch box next to his bed. But Enid cops told TSG that they actually found his underwear stash--weighing in at an astonishing 55 pounds--stored in a large red cooler.



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5 nights in a row........

8-o :-?






:-D :-b :-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:28 pm

What a freak! :-P

Not to mention stupid! :-t

And a wimp! :-t

And ugly! :-t

And, nevermind, idiot's not worth it. Lol. :-b

Glad to see the hubby beat his tail for that crap. :-D ;-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:43 pm

Weird-O!

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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:47 pm

what a moron ;-7
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:56 pm

:^
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:59 pm

Tool of the day. :-[
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Postby dannyolbb » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:22 pm

I thought Mookie was from Canada...
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:24 pm

I wonder if the wife was hot
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Kingctb27 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:52 pm

acsguitar wrote:I wonder if the wife was hot

heh, I would hope so. Who would be stealing an old fat ladies panties? Well, probably this guy. :-o :-°
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Postby BigMusky » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:04 pm

we need another picture in this thread...

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