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Postby prodpaul » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:50 am

PICK-UP LINES AT A FAT CONVENTION ......

"Hey, if I told you had a fat body, would you hold it against me?"
"Has anyone ever told you have the skin of Shamu?"
"Are you having a Viagra moment in your pants or is that just a six-foot hero sandwich?"
"I love that shirt...Is it from the new Rosanne line of clothing one size fits 4."
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Postby theclefe » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:56 am

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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:59 am

:-D
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Re: Friday Funnies

Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:02 am

"I love that shirt...Is it from the new Rosanne line of clothing one size fits 4."

I laughed out loud at that one. :*)
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Re: Friday Funnies

Postby LooseCannon » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:12 am

prodpaul wrote:PICK-UP LINES AT A FAT CONVENTION ......
"I love that shirt...Is it from the new Rosanne line of clothing one size fits 4."


I like this one also ;-D
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Postby logan » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:33 am

"Has anyone ever told you have the skin of Shamu?"


i find that quite hillarious ;-D
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Re: Friday Funnies

Postby Kingctb27 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:56 am

prodpaul wrote: "Are you having a Viagra moment in your pants or is that just a six-foot hero sandwich?"

That's Hilarious. :-D
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Re: Friday Funnies

Postby curious_george_43545 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:38 pm

SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:
"I love that shirt...Is it from the new Rosanne line of clothing one size fits 4."

I laughed out loud at that one. :*)


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Postby Phatferd » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:40 pm

;-D ;-D
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Re: Friday Funnies

Postby pokerplaya » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:56 pm

SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:
"I love that shirt...Is it from the new Rosanne line of clothing one size fits 4."

I laughed out loud at that one. :*)


Also my favorite... :-b
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