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Postby The_Met_Threat » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:55 am

Here's a few baseball related. Gave me a little chuckle.



Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.

The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an ******* under it.''

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Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

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Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of Red Sox supporters who only have one ticket between the two of them.

Just before the conductor appears both Red Sox fans go into the bathroom and lock the door behind them. When the conductor knocks on the door they slip the ticket under the door, the conductor clips it and slides it back under the door and off he goes.

On the return journey the Yankees fans decide to pull the same trick and purchase only one ticket for the two of them. They notice that yet again the two Red Sox supporters only have one ticket between them. The Yankees fans realize there is only one bathroom per carriage and quickly take the lead, locking themselves in first, leaving the Red Sox fans with nowhere to go.

A minute later the Red Sox fan without a ticket strolls over to the bathroom and knocks on the door.

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And now a personal favorite.

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Yankees fan?"

Every student knew that she loved the Yankees, so they replied bye raising their hands, except for one girl, Rosie.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little girl?" Rosie replied, "I'm a Mets fan and I hate the Yankees."

The teacher asked why and Rosie told her that her parents were Mets fans, so she was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Rosie's parents were idiots, what would that make her?"

Rosie chimed in, "A Yankees fan!!!"


:-D :-D :-D :-D
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Re: Who likes jokes?

Postby da1chipo » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:59 am

Here's the better version:

Three fans are walking to Yankee Stadium for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Yankees fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Red Sox fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.

The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Yankees cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Red Sox cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Red Sox fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Red Sox cap, there's an ******* under it.''
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Postby Kingctb27 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:07 am

Nice One's ;-D
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Re: Who likes jokes?

Postby The_Met_Threat » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:09 am

da1chipo wrote:Here's the better version:

Three fans are walking to Yankee Stadium for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Yankees fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Red Sox fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.

The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Yankees cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Red Sox cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Red Sox fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Red Sox cap, there's an ******* under it.''


Doesnt sound as good. :-D
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Re: Who likes jokes?

Postby da1chipo » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:32 am

The_Met_Threat wrote:
da1chipo wrote:Here's the better version:

Three fans are walking to Yankee Stadium for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Yankees fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Red Sox fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.

The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Yankees cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Red Sox cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Red Sox fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Red Sox cap, there's an ******* under it.''


Doesnt sound as good. :-D


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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:04 am

Haha, got a laugh out of the second one. ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:29 am

Nice jokes...Just wish they weren't targeting my Yanks, but I just mixed around the words in my mind and they were funny...
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Postby gopirates! » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:24 pm

I've got a little one, might not be haha funny, but it might show how awesome baseball is:

Two men have been lifelong baseball buddies their whole lives. When they get in their elderly ages, one of the old man asks the other " Do you think that there is baseball in heaven?". The other old man says "I don't know, but when one of us dies, we will come back to earth and let the other know." So one day, the poor elderly man passes on, and the other man goes to sleep that night very sad and lonely. In the morning, the one old man wakes up to find his lifelong buddy as a ghost right next to his bed? Excitedly he says. "I can't believe it! You came back." The same man then asks, so tell me.... is there really baseball in heaven?" The ghost tells the elderly man: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven." The living man replies: "That's great......then what's the bad news?" The ghost then replies........ "You're starting for us tomorrow."
Annoying kid: You're gonna lose! You're gonna lose!

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Postby acsguitar » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:30 pm

gopirates! wrote:I've got a little one, might not be haha funny, but it might show how awesome baseball is:

Two men have been lifelong baseball buddies their whole lives. When they get in their elderly ages, one of the old man asks the other " Do you think that there is baseball in heaven?". The other old man says "I don't know, but when one of us dies, we will come back to earth and let the other know." So one day, the poor elderly man passes on, and the other man goes to sleep that night very sad and lonely. In the morning, the one old man wakes up to find his lifelong buddy as a ghost right next to his bed? Excitedly he says. "I can't believe it! You came back." The same man then asks, so tell me.... is there really baseball in heaven?" The ghost tells the elderly man: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven." The living man replies: "That's great......then what's the bad news?" The ghost then replies........ "You're starting for us tomorrow."


yea I've heard that one before!!! Good one though ;-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:55 pm

:-D Nice ones! ;-D
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