It's funny because it seems like my sleep schedule revolves around this site. If I am up late and see people still on here making good posts I stay up to read them, but if it slows down I usually hit the sack.
For a while I was getting to bed around 3am PST, but lately I have been getting up early for work so I crash around 12-1am PST.
Here's a worthless post for you to read tonight......
But it's new! So be happy!
Hmm..........
Trying to think of something to say now to make this post worth something more than nothing......
I GOT IT!
How about a joke?
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "
Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No," she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"
Happy reading!
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
I used to work the night shift at the security monitoring center on campus @ Maryland my Senior Year....Before I knew about the Cafe. I think I'd be at 10,000 posts by know had I known. Easily.
SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:I think I seriously have some kind of sleep disorder(s) because I'm never on a regular schedule. If it wasn't for work/school I'd probably be like Kramer on that Seinfeld episode where he slept four hours at a time and never knew what day it was or what time it was. There was a stretch there where I was like you, I'd scroll down the main page and there'd be no little orange boxes. That's when you know you've got issues.
yeah during the summer I had that luxury... although page after page of little white boxes was getting a little scary, but with double days for football (6 hrs of practice a day starting at 8:30 with a lunch break) this week and school next week I doubt I'll be up late posting here for a while
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by bigh0rt » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:38 pm 
