I'd post the text here but I may get yelled at for questionable content. It's borderline, but given my track record I'm not going to risk it.
I'll pull an ESPN though and give you some teasers because I know we all love those so much...
"Two thumbs up from me on the new Madden video game. The graphics of Donovan McNabb puking on himself in the game’s intro have exquisite detail."
"Speaking of golf, women and creepiness, I will be attending the PGA Championship on Sunday. I’ll be the guy you’ll see on television being escorted off the course by police after licking Elin Nordegren’s face."
There's better stuff in there...This guy cracks me up.


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