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Postby go_jays_go » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:06 am

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when an British man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian politely ignored the British man, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The Brit man snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The Brit blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the UK, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The Brit had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence. The Brit persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Brit said, "We don't. In the UK, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the UK?" The British man smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't.. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Britain."

For all you Canadians out there.. ;-)

No hard feelings if there are any Brits here.. It was just too funny :-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:24 am

Lol! :-b That's funny! :-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:57 pm

Ha, that was great. ;-D :-D
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Postby ensanimal » Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:20 pm

hehehe, brilliant ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:56 pm

Worth a chuckle or two... :-B
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Postby funatic » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:03 am

I've heard the punch line before in a variation, but still funny! ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:18 am

nice ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:54 am

Pretty Good ;-D :-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:48 pm

nice joke eh, anthing a boot the Brits is worth a chuckle
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Postby prodpaul » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:41 am

Nice one ;-D
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