Spiegs1106 wrote:5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One
little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is
it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the
pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a ***** to
I liked that one.