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Postby RynMan » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:29 am

Awesome. :-b ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:46 am

i had never seen this stuff before, that was great :-b
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Postby wrveres » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:10 am

Madison wrote:Some were funny, like the hairy firetruck. Couldn't help but laugh at that one. Lol.! :-b


Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dip****


I died laughing at this site ..

Hilarious .. ;-D



Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 17:12:28 -0700
From: Janine L. <######>
To: mailto:maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Lonely Bitter Man
Hmm, after reading your articles about classifying nerds. I guess you fit into one of those categories. Hmm, shall I say the lonely, bitter one that sits at home all day and sulks about how much his life sucks? Oh, and pretty sad that you go and diss little kids pictures. I guess your parents didn't beat you enough when you were a kid cause you sure didn't turn out fine.

I decided to do something different with this hate mail, something that would give all the people I've offended some insight into why I'm such a dick sometimes, so I replied with this:

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:58:05 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man
I was abused as a child and the way I cope is by expressing myself
through my writing. Please be more understanding :(



The response I got was:
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:50:33 -0700
From: Janine L. <######>
To: mailto:maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man
I'm sorry to hear about that maddox. I agree that writing helps express anger, but I don't think you should go and take it out on other people, more over encourage other people to abuse their kids. Your writing is funny and all, but I didn't expect that the issues you write about is personal. Sorry to hear about it. Anyways, this is just personal opinion. Take care.


To which I replied:
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 22:36:32 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

Just kidding. Tool.
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Postby wrveres » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:28 am

Oh he has some great stuff on here ..

Thanks for turning me on to this link ....



Quick ..there is an American. Lets go take his job


good stuff.


Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement? Why is everything a power struggle with women?
I was driving around with my friend and his girlfriend the other day when he simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out and started bitching about being controlled. Good job moron, I'm sure bull-dyke feminists everywhere are ------- their pants because of your political crusade against oppression, but there are certain times when taking a stand to prove your stupid point is inappropriate.

Like when you're going to MISS THE TURN and make us late to the movie
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