BronXBombers51 wrote:Maddox's site is awesome. So hilarious. This one is my favorite:
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your sh*t and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their sh*t outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
Some were funny, like the hairy firetruck. Couldn't help but laugh at that one. Lol.!
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random s**t onto paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
Tavish wrote:Always been a fan of Maddux. The hate mail and kids artwork was the first things I read from him. Probably his best work along with the "Chirstopher Reeves is an A-Hole" rant.
This guy is great! I laugh my @ss off everytime I read his stuff. I have to agree that the hatemail is the best part of his work.