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Postby theskaboss » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:15 pm

BronXBombers51 wrote:Maddox's site is awesome. So hilarious. This one is my favorite:

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your sh*t and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their sh*t outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

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Hahaha, that part is great... :-D [/b]
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Postby zergeR » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:40 pm

That entire site is funny. If you have time, go to random articles. They are all great.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:07 am

I <3 Maddox ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:24 am

Some were funny, like the hairy firetruck. Couldn't help but laugh at that one. Lol.! :-b
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:27 am

Lol, those were great. I liked the one with the Ears on the Eggs. :-b :-D
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:28 am

This one is great too...

This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random s**t onto paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F

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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:36 am

Holy sh*t, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipsh**




Damn I was cracking up so much at this one.....Two Thumbs UP ;-D ;-D


You think he steals co-worker's kids' artwork and then scans it?
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Postby WharfRat » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:28 pm

Maddox is my hero. ;-D ;-D
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:51 pm

Tavish wrote:Always been a fan of Maddux. The hate mail and kids artwork was the first things I read from him. Probably his best work along with the "Chirstopher Reeves is an A-Hole" rant. ;-D

This guy is great! I laugh my @ss off everytime I read his stuff. I have to agree that the hatemail is the best part of his work.
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Postby davidmarver » Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:56 pm

Maddox is and always will be a riot.
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