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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:04 pm

i got this as an attachment in an email and thought it was funny.

WARNING: there are some naughty words so if that sort of thing offends you then just take a pass but other than that its clean.


http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html
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Postby BigMusky » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:22 pm

that is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I was trying so hard not to laugh at work that I think I gave myself a hernia.
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Postby Tavish » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:39 pm

Always been a fan of Maddux. The hate mail and kids artwork was the first things I read from him. Probably his best work along with the "Chirstopher Reeves is an A-Hole" rant. ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:09 pm

I too have always been a fan of Maddox. When I first saw the "I am better then your kids" I nearly died of laughter, so later I checked again and I read the article on the Rick James "Yeah" saying.

Boy, some funny stuff right there.

Seen it, but still very very good ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:21 pm

:-t What's so great about this self powering guy?
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:01 pm

I'd never read Maddux but that is hilarious!! hah
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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:30 pm

that was pretty funny
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Postby tuff_gong » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:04 pm

lol that was pretty good
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:25 pm

Maddox's site is awesome. So hilarious. This one is my favorite:

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your sh*t and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their sh*t outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

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Postby reznorsboy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:55 pm

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