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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:18 am

A Navy fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
just
testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about
it?"

He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am
wearing
panties!"

The pilot taps his watch and says, "Darn thing's an hour fast."



:-D
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Postby Mets4Life » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:32 am

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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:39 am

An oldie but a goodie. ;-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:56 am

:-D
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Postby davidmarver » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:43 am

:-D and it brings me to a question I've always had...

Has anyone ever used pickup lines like these?
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:45 am

davidmarver wrote::-D and it brings me to a question I've always had...

Has anyone ever used pickup lines like these?


david, you can try it. :-D
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Postby davidmarver » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:46 am

Haha, no thanks. I've got a girlfriend as is...maybe when I'm up at college and it's a girl way out of my league...just for kicks.
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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:58 am

davidmarver wrote:Has anyone ever used pickup lines like these?


Only when drunk :*) and oddly enough, it worked a few times. :-b
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:01 am

Madison wrote:
davidmarver wrote:Has anyone ever used pickup lines like these?


Only when drunk :*) and oddly enough, it worked a few times. :-b


Maybe Madson can try this when his wife is away... :-? :-D

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