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Postby theclefe » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:40 am

*warning, if you don't get up before noon, you probably won't be able to relate.*

ESPN2's Cold Pizza is the worst sports show on television. Every day I shudder at the stupid things they do.

1 and 10 is the only thing worth watching. In comparison to the rest of the cast, Skip and Woody are geniuses. Jay Crawford is a moron. He is like the kid who never gets the joke and then explains it to himself outloud. For example, Skip was talking about Tiger's fairway accuracy percentage and how it compares to Phil Mickelson. Crawford's response as moderator was "yeah, he hits the ball hard." you know Woody thinks he is an imbicile with some of the looks he gives him. I think he watches the sports segement on CNN before he goes on air as his research.

Someone gag me with all the "Games" they play in interviews. With nascar drivers they play red light green light, golfers they play birdie/par/boogie, and figure skaters play... I don't know, anorexia or bulimia.

The interviews suck, their in-show comercial segements were they feature stupid products are blatantly advertesments, Jay Crawford is a buffoon and it is on for four, long hours.



oh goody, the next segement is called "doubleheader" because they will talk to two people at once. Fantastic.



sorry. continue playing fantasy baseball now.
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Postby ZAZ » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:50 am

I get up way b4 noon but still can't relate since it only took me about 5 seconds to know Jay Crawford is a moron and stopped watching after that. So, it's funny to hear that the show is even worse than those 5 seconds. Don't they have some chick doing sports that started on a reality show?? Nice.

They film it right near me here at work. I think I'll walk over there now and let them know they should pack it all up since they all suck. I'll be right back and let you know how they take the news........
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:50 am

Yeah, and the female host is so man-ish. She creeps me out :-?
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Postby Pedantic » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:08 am

I stopped watching after it started putting me to sleep instead of waking me up.
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Re: Cold Pizza worst show ever

Postby tuff_gong » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:49 am

theclefe wrote:
and figure skaters play... I don't know, anorexia or bulimia.



:-D ;-D
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Well that's just like, your opinion man.
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Postby Box » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:51 am

Bring back Thea Andrews.....she could talk about the beneficial effects of the WNBA on little girls' basketball and I'd still watch.

She was super-slutty in 'Playmakers,' too. Bring it back.

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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:01 pm

If its so awful why do you watch it :-b Why not just turn on Sportscenter?
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:03 pm

Box wrote:Bring back Thea Andrews.....she could talk about the beneficial effects of the WNBA on little girls' basketball and I'd still watch.

She was super-slutty in 'Playmakers,' too. Bring it back.

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Postby mbuser » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:11 pm

how many female 'cohosts' have they gone through -- and considering that, how is kit hoover still there? and why is she telling people on dream job how to be a sportscaster for the love of god? how is this still on? how does it possibly get ratings? of course there are a lot of shows on tv that i ask those last 2 questions about...anyway, i knew from the commercials where (every time) hoover reads obviously and poorly from a teleprompter about what is on the next day that there is no way i would ever have a reason to watch
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Postby Box » Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:14 pm

mbuser wrote:how many female 'cohosts' have they gone through -- and considering that, how is kit hoover still there? and why is she telling people on dream job how to be a sportscaster for the love of god? how is this still on? how does it possibly get ratings? of course there are a lot of shows on tv that i ask those last 2 questions about...anyway, i knew from the commercials where (every time) hoover reads obviously and poorly from a teleprompter about what is on the next day that there is no way i would ever have a reason to watch


I never could understand how her career went from:

Road Rules --> Cold Pizza --> Judging ESPN talent next to Al Jaffe
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