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The Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time

Postby AT » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:28 pm

I just stumbled across this gem of a website and me and my buddy have been absolutely dying for the last 30 minutes reading them...

http://www.sportshollywood.com/dumbquotes.html

Weight Lifting

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
-Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator


The guy with the best quotes...


The best quotes from Sky TV's rugby man, the ubiquitous Murray Mexted:

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'"

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

:-D This site is amazing.
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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:31 pm

Another good one is..

"I did not have sexual realations with Ms. Lewinsky"

..Oh wait Nevermind :-D

Great find AT, my favourite is the weightlifting one. ;-D
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Re: The Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time

Postby Kingctb27 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:33 pm

Atrophying Testicles wrote:Weight Lifting

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
-Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator

Wow, ROTFLMWAO.

I just can't stop laughing. :-b :-b :-b
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Postby LooseCannon » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:45 pm

Yeah........I had a page bookmarked like that one...

Here are some of the funny ones it has from the Olympics:

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."


Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."


Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."


Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."


Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."


At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."


Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."


Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
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Postby MMoNeY24 » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

:-D
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Postby Box » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:45 pm

MMoNeY24 wrote:"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

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:-D :-D

Nice one, Tug.
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:48 pm

thanks a lot, made me chuckle out loud at work :-[ now i could get noticed...

lol, all those are great though. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:53 pm

Someone had a Harry Carey one in their sig. It was:

"I get it now. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's kissing him on the balls."

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