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Postby The_Met_Threat » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:46 pm

Kris Benson actually has the hottest wive voted by Stuff or FHM one of those magazines, she was like a former porn star. But she said that if Kris ever cheated on her shed sleep with all the mets players, staff, coaches, janitors lol. So i think hes only getting limited can. :-D
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Postby Shadow of the Sun* » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:25 pm

The_Met_Threat wrote:Kris Benson actually has the hottest wive voted by Stuff or FHM one of those magazines, she was like a former porn star. But she said that if Kris ever cheated on her shed sleep with all the mets players, staff, coaches, janitors lol. So i think hes only getting limited can. :-D


I've never heard of Benson's wife or the deal about her sleeping with the entire Mets team. ;-7
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Postby The_Met_Threat » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:20 pm

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and here is a quote from a site, but i bet a lot of other sites have it

Kris Benson's wife Anna was on the Howard Stern Show and she was boasting about making 30 sex films with her husband and she also has had sex with him in the car or somewhere in the ballparks for every team Kris has played for. Shea Stadium hasn't been christened yet so stay tuned.

Anna has said that if Kris ever cheated on her that she would have sex with every player on the team if there were evidence. She has claimed that she helps negotiate his contracts and he basically stays out of it. No wonder the Mets took some time to sign him.

Anna, a former stripper, has told the world that she gave Kris nude pictures for his 30th birthday and she is in the latest issue of FHM magazine. This woman thinks that she will be a star and wants her own radio show if anybody is listening.

Anna says she worked hard starting her own charity and has earned half of every penny Kris makes. She has a good heart but she is dying for attention and part of the reason Benson signed with the Mets is so his wife could live in New York and hopefully launch her own career.
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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:19 am

What an odd topic. :-o
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Postby Mets4Life » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:24 am

Who were those players with ACS's sister? I'm sure they got some can that night so include them ;-D :-D
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:40 pm

Mets4Life wrote:Who were those players with ACS's sister? I'm sure they got some can that night so include them ;-D :-D


LMAO! :-b
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:57 pm

Half Massed wrote:
Mets4Life wrote:Who were those players with ACS's sister? I'm sure they got some can that night so include them ;-D :-D


LMAO! :-b


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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:02 pm

The_Met_Threat wrote:Kris Benson actually has the hottest wive voted by Stuff or FHM one of those magazines, she was like a former porn star. But she said that if Kris ever cheated on her shed sleep with all the mets players, staff, coaches, janitors lol. So i think hes only getting limited can. :-D


I am not aware of this being true...

If it is, though...do you happen to know her stage name? O:-) ;-D
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Postby stevethumb » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:08 pm

i guess derek lowe is a PLAYA !!
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Postby The_Met_Threat » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:26 am

Mercer Boy wrote:
The_Met_Threat wrote:Kris Benson actually has the hottest wive voted by Stuff or FHM one of those magazines, she was like a former porn star. But she said that if Kris ever cheated on her shed sleep with all the mets players, staff, coaches, janitors lol. So i think hes only getting limited can. :-D


I am not aware of this being true...

If it is, though...do you happen to know her stage name? O:-) ;-D


well im not actually sure if she was a former porn star, her site is err ah.. porn star-ry. http://annabenson.net/
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