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Postby JTWood » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:00 pm

Perforation of the colon... Unbelievable... :-o :-t :-P
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Postby Invictus » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:02 pm

I almost feel sorry for the guy for leaving his family to deal with the headstone on that kinda thing, but then i realize he doesn't need a headstone, he can be buried in an unmarked grave with the rest of the animals --- disgusting. :-P
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:07 pm

just wrong :-P
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:53 pm

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BigMusky wrote:perforation of the colon? I guess he was the catcher and not the pitcher. I saw a movie of a girl giving horse head...being the Casanova that I am, I sent it to my girlfriend and told her to quit complaining about oral. ;-D


what kind of a human being would give oral sex to a horse, let alone let that be filmed? it just stupifies me because i can't think of any reason how someone could utterly lack the will to preserve one's own sense of humanity. was she a crack addict homeless person doing it for drugs? that's about the only reason that i can think of. maybe she was suicidal and was planning on killing herself soon anyway?

i mean, her being a genuine animal lover can't be the reason, because if that was the case she would've given that horse head in private, not let it be filmed for a video that men are going to laugh at, jack off on, or show to others.


I've seen it... the horse "finishes" even :-{


I know the video you are talking about. It was called HORSEGAG. While I was in college I renamed the video Baby Pictures and sent it to half the girl's dorm. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:59 pm

that is absolutely sick :-P
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Postby Kingctb27 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:03 pm

Wow, some people are just plain idiots :-P
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:33 am

BigMusky wrote:finishes?


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Ha ha... you know, perforation by horse would have made a good fatality for Mortal Combat too :-b
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Postby reznorsboy » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:48 am

acsguitar wrote:
Like in the backseat of a volkswagon ?


Now that is uncomfortable :-b
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Postby Fireball Express » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:30 am

I'm not a physics whiz or anything, but I just can't see it. :-?




Wasn't there a Queen of England that liked to do it with horses. I forget which one right now (need to sleep).
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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:04 am

I really didn't need to read this thread. :-P

Let's be careful guys, some of the discussion is getting a bit overboard. :-o
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