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by **acsguitar** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:39 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Gadzooks!

I'm not gay or nothing, but even I know you have to start small and work your way up to horse

hahahahhahahahahahahah nice!

I mean come on at least talk to shaq first

by **BigMusky** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:42 pm

perforation of the colon? I guess he was the catcher and not the pitcher. I saw a movie of a girl giving horse head...being the Casanova that I am, I sent it to my girlfriend and told her to quit complaining about oral. ;-D

by **acsguitar** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:51 pm

BigMusky wrote:perforation of the colon? I guess he was the catcher and not the pitcher. I saw a movie of a girl giving horse head...being the Casanova that I am, I sent it to my girlfriend and told her to quit complaining about oral.

Excellent!! ;-D

by **Laean** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:03 pm

BigMusky wrote:perforation of the colon? I guess he was the catcher and not the pitcher. I saw a movie of a girl giving horse head...being the Casanova that I am, I sent it to my girlfriend and told her to quit complaining about oral.

what kind of a human being would give oral sex to a horse, let alone let that be filmed? it just stupifies me because i can't think of any reason how someone could utterly lack the will to preserve one's own sense of humanity. was she a crack addict homeless person doing it for drugs? that's about the only reason that i can think of. maybe she was suicidal and was planning on killing herself soon anyway?

i mean, her being a genuine animal lover can't be the reason, because if that was the case she would've given that horse head in private, not let it be filmed for a video that men are going to laugh at, jack off on, or show to others.

by **Simulacrum** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:19 pm

Laean wrote:
BigMusky wrote:perforation of the colon? I guess he was the catcher and not the pitcher. I saw a movie of a girl giving horse head...being the Casanova that I am, I sent it to my girlfriend and told her to quit complaining about oral.

what kind of a human being would give oral sex to a horse, let alone let that be filmed? it just stupifies me because i can't think of any reason how someone could utterly lack the will to preserve one's own sense of humanity. was she a crack addict homeless person doing it for drugs? that's about the only reason that i can think of. maybe she was suicidal and was planning on killing herself soon anyway?

i mean, her being a genuine animal lover can't be the reason, because if that was the case she would've given that horse head in private, not let it be filmed for a video that men are going to laugh at, jack off on, or show to others.

I've seen it... the horse "finishes" even :-{