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by AT » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:19 am

Irish wrote:
Spiegs1106 wrote:
davidmarver wrote:How long have you been with your girlfriend?

a month...we finally frenched for the first time tonight

LOL, this cracked me up!

Oh......I long for the days when coming home from a bar drunk with a girl and expecting a BJ wasn't the norm

I expect sex, a BJ is the norm. C'mon Irish, you're better than that.

by **Irish** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:52 am

Atrophying Testicles wrote:
Irish wrote:
Spiegs1106 wrote:
davidmarver wrote:How long have you been with your girlfriend?

a month...we finally frenched for the first time tonight

LOL, this cracked me up!

Oh......I long for the days when coming home from a bar drunk with a girl and expecting a BJ wasn't the norm

I expect sex, a BJ is the norm. C'mon Irish, you're better than that.

Well, usually transitions to that, but I never expect it. Some girls actually expect me to have "condums", whatever the hell those are.

"Wah, Wah, Wah, :~(

, I don't want to get pregnant!!! Wah Wah Wah :~(

"

Girls :-°

by **Box** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:09 am

You guys are giving this kid some seriously unrealistic expectations.
:-D

Even though that 18-25 range is about as money as youre gonna get for picking up chicks at a bar. Very sad to be reaching the tail end of that window of awesomeness. :~(