BigMusky wrote:Next time Meg is aorund....look her right in the eye and start caressing Marrisa's hair, then pull her face into your crotch and do not break eye contact with Meg.
That will teach her who is in charge, unless you get slapped and dumped, but still worth it.
BigMusky wrote:Next time Meg is aorund....look her right in the eye and start caressing Marrisa's hair, then pull her face into your crotch and do not break eye contact with Meg.
That will teach her who is in charge, unless you get slapped and dumped, but still worth it.
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I love it. The corruption of the 16 year-old has begun...
I think you show her this movie, you put on your best asian accent. And you say
"I just want bang bang bang, I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to meet your mom, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang, --------------- (talking) Okay Annie... Listen, I don't want to make sex, Eat Chocolate, Look at animals, Take walk, no. You come home and you say "Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that." I dont think so Annie. Don't have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know... you know something Annie, I tell you what... --------------- (singing again) I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to talk to you, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang. --------------- "Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat. Why dont you give me lots of kiss?" (wrong) I don't think so Annie. You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon. Idiot, I don't have time. I have too many deamon. All I have time for you know what? --------------- (singing again) I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to talk to you, I just want bang bang bang, I dont want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang. Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, just give me that bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang, shes a bang bang bang, bang bang bang, I dont want relationship Just give me that bang bang bang..."
Dude you can't go wrong with bang bang bang.
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The_Met_Threat wrote:I think you show her this movie, you put on your best asian accent. And you say
"I just want bang bang bang, I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to meet your mom, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang, --------------- (talking) Okay Annie... Listen, I don't want to make sex, Eat Chocolate, Look at animals, Take walk, no. You come home and you say "Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that." I dont think so Annie. Don't have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know... you know something Annie, I tell you what... --------------- (singing again) I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to talk to you, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, I don't want relationship, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang. --------------- "Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat. Why dont you give me lots of kiss?" (wrong) I don't think so Annie. You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon. Idiot, I don't have time. I have too many deamon. All I have time for you know what? --------------- (singing again) I just want bang bang bang, I don't want to talk to you, I just want bang bang bang, I dont want to know your name, I just want bang bang bang, Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang. Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, just give me that bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang, shes a bang bang bang, bang bang bang, I dont want relationship Just give me that bang bang bang..."
davidmarver wrote:How long have you been with your girlfriend?
a month...we finally frenched for the first time tonight
lol. Did you use my line man about how you want her friend to feel more comfortable and you'd try to keep your hands off her if you could with the wink and all that crap?
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