Out of curiosity...

[ensanimal]

beat you to it Lo

[Lofunzo]

beat you to it Lo

I could delete your thread and get rid of the evidence.

Just kidding. You did beat me.

[ensanimal]

beat you to it Lo

I could delete your thread and get rid of the evidence.

Just kidding. You did beat me.

i wish i had some of that power. there's probably some post's i'd like to delete.

[CubsFan7724]

I fought in the Cafe War against the statheads, does this make me a vet? I was wounded.

Fighting in an unwinnable war, a hero does not make.

Seriously, how can you argue AGAINST statistics? Isn't that like arguing against gravity?

"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics"- Benjamin Disraeli

"Oh Kent, most statisitics are made up. 43% of all people know that." -Homer Simpson

Also, Einstein argued against gravity and won. Well, he argued against the notion that gravity was instantaneous, its only as fast as light. For example, if the sun ceased to exist, we would not go out of orbit for 8 minutes, the time light from the sun takes to reach the Earth.

[blankman]

I think I know better than to respond to the original topic

And that Homer Simpson quote is great

[curious_george_43545]

And that Homer Simpson quote is great

[StlSluggers]

When exactly does one "become" a "Cafe vet"...?

I'd say you'd need to be a member for at least 374 days and have around 2,552 posts.

Oh, look!

No freakin' way! I think it's more like 422 days and 2,708 posts.

Where in the heck would you get the idea that 374/2,552 is a vet?!?

unfortunately, only people with 1 personality may be considered a vet.

Remember "Choose Your Own Adventure?" Well, here's the new variant: Choose Your Own Reply.

You have the choice of any of the following comebacks:

1. You're just jealous that you can barely juggle one personality.
2. You're just mad because you barely have half of a personality.
3. You'll only speak when spoken to, Canadian slime!

You're choice...

And just because I know that some of you like to add to people's posts, I throw in this quote from Revelation:

18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

There you go. If you try to amend my comebacks, your life will be beset by plagues for as long as you roam the earth.

[reznorsboy]

When exactly does one "become" a "Cafe vet"...?

I'd say you'd need to be a member for at least 374 days and have around 2,552 posts.

Oh, look!

No freakin' way! I think it's more like 422 days and 2,708 posts.

Where in the heck would you get the idea that 374/2,552 is a vet?!?

unfortunately, only people with 1 personality may be considered a vet.

Remember "Choose Your Own Adventure?" Well, here's the new variant: Choose Your Own Reply.

You have the choice of any of the following comebacks:

1. You're just jealous that you can barely juggle one personality.
2. You're just mad because you barely have half of a personality.
3. You'll only speak when spoken to, Canadian slime!
4. St. Louis Cardinals suck!!

You're choice...

And just because I know that some of you like to add to people's posts, I throw in this quote from Revelation:

18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

There you go. If you try to amend my comebacks, your life will be beset by plagues for as long as you roam the earth.

I agree

[StlSluggers]

I agree

You thought I was kidding, didn't you? Look what you've done...

[pokerplaya]

What the ???? I'm so confused!