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If WWII had been a RTS game... (HUMOR)

Postby willieroe » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:36 am

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
...


Excerpted for borderline language - go to this webpage at StrategyPage.com to read the rest....
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Postby beltrans_boy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:02 am

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

God. I'm going to hell.

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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:09 am

beltrans_boy wrote:
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

God. I'm going to hell.

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Postby Phatferd » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:09 am

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


Ummm, I LOL at this one...I know it's not something to laugh about, but I chuckled.
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:17 am

Awsome :-B
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:37 am

lol, what people do when they have a lot of time on their hands... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:50 am

Uh, that makes for some odd reading. :-S
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:39 am

Madison wrote:Uh, that makes for some odd reading. :-S


Yeah.pretty strange....you make this one up?
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:18 am

Those are great. ;-D :-D
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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:29 am

*deGaulle has left the game.*

LMFAO!

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