If WWII had been a RTS game... (HUMOR)

[willieroe]

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
...

Excerpted for borderline language - go to this webpage at StrategyPage.com to read the rest....

[beltrans_boy]

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

God. I'm going to hell.

[curious_george_43545]

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

God. I'm going to hell.

[Phatferd]

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

Ummm, I LOL at this one...I know it's not something to laugh about, but I chuckled.

[PlayingWithFire]

Awsome

[Half Massed]

lol, what people do when they have a lot of time on their hands...

[Madison]

Uh, that makes for some odd reading.

[LooseCannon]

Uh, that makes for some odd reading.

Yeah.pretty strange....you make this one up?

[SaintsOfTheDiamond]

Those are great.

[StlSluggers]

*deGaulle has left the game.*

LMFAO!