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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:37 pm

Madison wrote:
hongfu_chen wrote:don't get it


I have a terrible sense of humor :~(


The boy doesn't understand that the girl's father is not happy about Howard getting his daughter pregnant, instead, the boy is trying to figure out what his father charges for Howard to get a girl pregnant and what the girl's father owes for it.

It's pretty silly, but still funny. :-b


man its funny how pathetic jokes sound when people describe them. :-b
it never fails to ruin a joke when it has to be described, no matter how good it is. which is why the punchline is so important. oh well, its still a good laugh.
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Postby BigMusky » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:39 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
RyanK wrote:I am starting to think lo and blank are the same person...

now you both have yankee sigs... geeze i would confuse your other sigs before from time to time..


Since I am in a good mood, I'll let it slide but comparing me to Blank is usually grounds for immediate banning. :-o :-D


We all know that Lo is not Blank...he just idiolizes him to the point that he copies everything Blank does. ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:45 pm

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Lofunzo wrote:
RyanK wrote:I am starting to think lo and blank are the same person...

now you both have yankee sigs... geeze i would confuse your other sigs before from time to time..


Since I am in a good mood, I'll let it slide but comparing me to Blank is usually grounds for immediate banning. :-o :-D


We all know that Lo is not Blank...he just idiolizes him to the point that he copies everything Blank does. ;-D


:-P :-o :-t
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Postby BigMusky » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:50 pm

Mini Blank wrote:
:-P :-o :-t


I think the real answer to why both their sigs are now yankees is because they are bandwagon fans who only root for their team when they are leading the division. We will see the girls comeback out when they MISS the playoffs this year. No spanks in october...priceless. :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:57 pm

You humor yourself by changing quotes. I humor myself by banning sarcastic members. I'm game if you are. }:-) :-D
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Postby BigMusky » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:59 pm

Lofunzo wrote:You humor yourself by changing quotes. I humor myself by banning sarcastic members. I'm game if you are. }:-) :-D


are you threatening me?

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Postby Madison » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:32 am

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I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!! }:-)


Oh great, I just had to say that didn't I :-o ? Any takers that we end up with a Cornholio username anytime soon? :-b
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