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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:47 am

RyanK wrote:I am starting to think lo and blank are the same person...

now you both have yankee sigs... geeze i would confuse your other sigs before from time to time..


Since I am in a good mood, I'll let it slide but comparing me to Blank is usually grounds for immediate banning. :-o :-D
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Postby beltrans_boy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:05 am

Very funny!
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:32 am

don't get it


I have a terrible sense of humor :~(
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:10 am

O.K. Let me give this a try. It is just a misunderstanding. The boy thinks that this farmer is requesting that Howard impregnate his daughter while the farmer has obviously come by to tell the father that Howard has already impregnated his daughter.
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:41 am

Nice one...... :-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:17 am

Heard it before, but it's still a classic. ;-D :-D
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Postby Laurence » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:17 am

lol good one
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Postby Madison » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:07 pm

hongfu_chen wrote:don't get it


I have a terrible sense of humor :~(


The boy doesn't understand that the girl's father is not happy about Howard getting his daughter pregnant, instead, the boy is trying to figure out what his father charges for Howard to get a girl pregnant and what the girl's father owes for it.

It's pretty silly, but still funny. :-b
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:56 pm

haha hicks are funny. :-D
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:31 pm

hongfu_chen wrote:don't get it


I have a terrible sense of humor :~(


I think Hong Fu needs some humor homework.

First, go rent - Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Caddyshack, Airplane, Tommy Boy, Old School, The Jerk, Beverly Hills Cop, all three Naked Guns, and anything by Nation Lampoons.

Second - Watch all the movies multiple times until you get EVERY joke. (don't be afraid to ask someone)

Watch the laughs roll in.. ;-D ;-D

Good for you for being honest though!
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