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Postby kentx12 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:27 pm

>
>A Kansas Farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and
>knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.
>
>"Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked.
>
>"No sir, he ain't," the boyreplied. "He went into town."
>
>"Well, said the farmer, is yer Mom here?"
>
>"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."
>
>"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
>
>"He went with Mom and Dad."
>
>The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
>other and mumbling to himself.
>
>"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows
>where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could
>take a message fer Dad?"
>
>"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer
>Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae,
>pregnant."
>
>The boy considered for a moment.
>
>"You would have to talk to Pa about that", he finally conceded. "If it
>helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the
>hog . . .
>but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:30 pm

Funny. I needed a laugh because Everybody Loves Raymond is about to come on so that was gonna be a 1/2 hour without any laughter. :-)
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:04 pm

Great one :-b
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:34 pm

nice :-b
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Postby Madison » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:43 pm

I laughed! :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:35 pm

That's great! ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:37 pm

;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:38 pm

Very funny. ;-D
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Postby RyanK » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:35 am

I am starting to think lo and blank are the same person...

now you both have yankee sigs... geeze i would confuse your other sigs before from time to time..
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