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Postby Madison » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:33 am

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"


"Just a couple minutes ago."


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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:36 am

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Postby raiders_umpire » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:22 am

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Postby reznorsboy » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:56 am

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Postby ensanimal » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:14 am

:-b :-b !+)
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Postby RyanK » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:33 am

:*) :-B :*) :-B
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Postby WharfRat » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:02 pm

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Postby pokerplaya » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:48 pm

That's gonna leave a mark.... :-B
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Postby Half Massed » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:55 pm

pokerplaya wrote:That's gonna leave a mark.... :-B


so much for the all-emoticon responses...




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Postby blankman » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:28 pm

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