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Postby Madison » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:34 pm

DK wrote:how about wanting to count playoff statistics to reap in what pudge has done? 8-o


Count me in. :-)
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Postby HOOTIE » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:28 am

If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.
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Postby DK » Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:17 am

HOOTIE wrote:If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.


LMAO! :-D what if you're roughly 9,000 away? ;-)
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Postby Madison » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:05 pm

HOOTIE wrote:If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.


Lmao! :-D Nice one HOOTIE! ;-D
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Nov 27, 2003 2:55 am

This thread is great, thought I'd bring it back to life. I was actually thinking about making a list of these up the other day, similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. Maybe I subliminally sensed one had been made :-?

4. You can't understand why the Toronto Blue Jays won't put Carlos Delgado behind the dish for a few games to increase his positional eligibility.


This one is VERY true, and I catch myself doing it a lot. Why not put Carlos at DH for a few weeks and let Josh Phelps get accustomed to 1B? LOL.

One that I catch myself doing is actually DREAMING that my players did unbelievably better than in real life. Such as imagining myself checking boxscores to find that Jim Edmonds has 5 HR's in one game. That's a true story folks. Sad but true :*) and I had to check my team page JUST to make sure it wasn't real :-D
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Postby Tribe-Fan » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:34 am

Here is one I did that I have never admitted to anyone.

One of my starting pitchers was going in a day game during the week. Before leaving work I checked the score online. Near the end of my 45-minute drive home, the sports announcer on the radio gives an update of that game, but the update is a few innings older then when I checked before leaving work. I called the radio announcer from my cell and chewed him out for giving outdated updates.
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Postby wrveres » Fri Jan 09, 2004 6:28 am

Mad'sWife wrote:I don't think anyone has posted a symptom I am not familiar with. ;-D


Am I the only one who got this ???

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Postby poop » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:23 pm

How about when Someone has owned everyone! in that league at some point of the year, because of trading over 60+ times?

sound like someone you kow?

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Postby thetongueofire » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:42 pm

How about when u take the time to read all the replies posted on this article and want to post another one yrself?
LOL... heres the truth... WE'RE ALL OBSESSED!!! 8-o

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Postby Zito 4 President » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:06 am

2. You are beginning to distance yourselves from friends and loved ones who aren't in your league and believe they are conspiring against your team.

I spit out grape soda after reading that. That's funny man. I know a few people like that, they both reside in San Bernadino's Asylum for the Insane. (J/P) B-)
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