Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With Fantasy Baseball

[Madison]

how about wanting to count playoff statistics to reap in what pudge has done?

Count me in.

[HOOTIE]

If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.

[DK]

If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.

LMAO! what if you're roughly 9,000 away?

[Madison]

If you are within 8,000 posts of Madison, you might be obsessed.

Lmao! Nice one HOOTIE!

[LBJackal]

This thread is great, thought I'd bring it back to life. I was actually thinking about making a list of these up the other day, similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. Maybe I subliminally sensed one had been made

4. You can't understand why the Toronto Blue Jays won't put Carlos Delgado behind the dish for a few games to increase his positional eligibility.

This one is VERY true, and I catch myself doing it a lot. Why not put Carlos at DH for a few weeks and let Josh Phelps get accustomed to 1B? LOL.

One that I catch myself doing is actually DREAMING that my players did unbelievably better than in real life. Such as imagining myself checking boxscores to find that Jim Edmonds has 5 HR's in one game. That's a true story folks. Sad but true and I had to check my team page JUST to make sure it wasn't real

[Tribe-Fan]

Here is one I did that I have never admitted to anyone.

One of my starting pitchers was going in a day game during the week. Before leaving work I checked the score online. Near the end of my 45-minute drive home, the sports announcer on the radio gives an update of that game, but the update is a few innings older then when I checked before leaving work. I called the radio announcer from my cell and chewed him out for giving outdated updates.

[wrveres]

I don't think anyone has posted a symptom I am not familiar with.

Am I the only one who got this ???



ROFLMAO

[poop]

How about when Someone has owned everyone! in that league at some point of the year, because of trading over 60+ times?

sound like someone you kow?

LoL

[thetongueofire]

How about when u take the time to read all the replies posted on this article and want to post another one yrself?
LOL... heres the truth... WE'RE ALL OBSESSED!!!

"In the depths of a mind insane, fantasy and reality are the same..."
-some guy (and if some one didnt say it yet, I JUST DID!)

[Zito 4 President]

2. You are beginning to distance yourselves from friends and loved ones who aren't in your league and believe they are conspiring against your team.

I spit out grape soda after reading that. That's funny man. I know a few people like that, they both reside in San Bernadino's Asylum for the Insane. (J/P)