This thread is great, thought I'd bring it back to life. I was actually thinking about making a list of these up the other day, similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. Maybe I subliminally sensed one had been made
4. You can't understand why the Toronto Blue Jays won't put Carlos Delgado behind the dish for a few games to increase his positional eligibility.
This one is VERY true, and I catch myself doing it a lot. Why not put Carlos at DH for a few weeks and let Josh Phelps get accustomed to 1B? LOL.
One that I catch myself doing is actually DREAMING that my players did unbelievably better than in real life. Such as imagining myself checking boxscores to find that Jim Edmonds has 5 HR's in one game. That's a true story folks. Sad but true
and I had to check my team page JUST to make sure it wasn't real
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."