by Bukoski77 » Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:06 pm
When checking box scores online you constantly dream up improbable scenarios such as team A makeing a 5 run bottom of the eight inning comeback where your batter gets a grand slam stopping your opponent from collecting the win as his pitcher was hurling for team B, then team B reclaims the lead in the top of the 9th allowing your closer from team B to steal the win.
You track tommy john surgery dates of pitchers so you can stash them on the DL 12 months after surgery just in time to reap the benefits of their typical 14-15 month full recoveries.
Your estatic the Yankees return Brandon Claussen to the minors so you can carry him as a free keeper not counting against your active MLB player keeper limits.
You have wasted a DL spot on Contreras virtualy the entire year because Weaver has been so bad.
"Son we would like to keep you around here but were trying to win a pennant this year."