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Who wins in a fight Jet Li or a Cheetah?

Jet Li
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35%
Cheetah
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65%
 
Total votes : 23

Postby Half Massed » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:31 pm

i read somewhere that jet li jumped out of a hole that was as deep as he was tall without using his hands or anything. i don't really believe it, but adrenaline does some crazy things to people. jet li would most likely be fighting for his life while the cheeta's the hunter. i think it could go either way as long as jet li avoided that first pounce and got the cheeta in close quarters...
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:27 pm

I gotta think Cheetah but if Li was quick enough to gouge out the cheetah's eyes with his thumbs it would be no contest. :-?
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:35 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:I gotta think Cheetah but if Li was quick enough to gouge out the cheetah's eyes with his thumbs it would be no contest. :-?


Ah...you're talking like two-finger jabs. I like the Jet's chances a little more...

I'm still waiting to find out if Jet can use those highwires or not. It makes a world of difference, even on a football field.
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Postby LooseCannon » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:48 pm

Ican't believe people are arguing about this.... :-D
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Postby nsulham » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:06 pm

If Jet can do the Ric Flair eye gouge of doom then yes, he stands a chance.

However if the cheetah blocks with the traditional Three Stooges eye poke block, then Jet's a goner.

I'm not liking Jet's chances much in any scenario.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:08 pm

LooseCannon wrote:Ican't believe people are arguing about this.... :-D


you should see some of Pogo's previous polls :-o
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Postby tuff_gong » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:53 am

Having just seen Hero for the first time yesterday, I voted for Jet.
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:37 am

Cheetah. ;-D

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