Pogotheostrich wrote:Cheetahs aren't that big, usually 80 to 130 lbs.
Somewhere, someplace those were famous last words.
That's so funny! The first thing it made me envision was a Far Side comic with two gazelle's standing around. The caption reads as Pogo's quote, and in the background a cheetah is about to pounce on the quoted gazelle.
If you've ever read Far Side, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I think Jet's best move would either be to pull off the Kiss of the Dragon (if you don't know, don't ask - trust me it's bad ass ) or swipe Patrick Swayze's "Heart Clutch" from the American classic Road House.
Maine has a good swing for a pitcher but on anything that moves, he has no chance. And if it's a fastball, it has to be up in the zone. Basically, the pitcher has to hit his bat. - Mike Pelfrey