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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:31 pm

LooseCannon wrote:Whenever you type it in it says: "Did You Mean: Paris Hilton is a whore?"


If I understand you correctly.


exactly...Google can't fathom that you would say Paris Hilton isn't a whore because that wouldn't make sense because the law is that she is a whore and always will be
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Postby RynMan » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:38 pm

Can someone tell me what happens?
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Postby Red Stripe » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:07 pm

RynMan wrote:Can someone tell me what happens?


It said for me on the first hit (...but Google disagrees) is that what originally showed up or was it something different.
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:56 am

kingctb27 wrote:
RynMan wrote:Can someone tell me what happens?

Here's what happened.....

You typed in "Paris Hilton isn't a whore"

And google came back with did you mean..."Paris Hilton isn't a whore"



;-D


I believe that it said Did you mean Paris Hilton is a whore or something like that.
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Postby chadlincoln » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:09 am

Ya, it said up top, "Did you mean, Paris Hilton isa whore?

They do that when Google thinks you misspell a word and it gives you other suggestions of what they think you meant to type, based on other possible searches that would get hits.

When you typed: Paris Hilton isn't a whore

Google didn't have any sites for that. They had sites for 'Paris Hilton is a whore' though so they suggested it:

Did you mean Paris Hilton is a whore?

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Postby DK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:01 am

Confession to you guys: I actually met Paris Hilton. Didn't do her, but I did get her phone number. This was months ago, though... Before the sex pictures were found on her phone and she had to change it. I suppose there's no harm... Her old number was 310-990-7444. Won't work now, but I called her a couple of times... Once at four in the morning with a couple of friends. Oh man, what a night. ;-D :-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:21 am

DK wrote:Confession to you guys: I actually met Paris Hilton. Didn't do her, but I did get her phone number. This was months ago, though... Before the sex pictures were found on her phone and she had to change it. I suppose there's no harm... Her old number was 310-990-7444. Won't work now, but I called her a couple of times... Once at four in the morning with a couple of friends. Oh man, what a night. ;-D :-D


YOu're pulling my leg...
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:30 am

DK wrote:Confession to you guys: I actually met Paris Hilton. Didn't do her, but I did get her phone number. This was months ago, though... Before the sex pictures were found on her phone and she had to change it. I suppose there's no harm... Her old number was 310-990-7444. Won't work now, but I called her a couple of times... Once at four in the morning with a couple of friends. Oh man, what a night. ;-D :-D


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Postby DK » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:11 pm

LooseCannon wrote:
DK wrote:Confession to you guys: I actually met Paris Hilton. Didn't do her, but I did get her phone number. This was months ago, though... Before the sex pictures were found on her phone and she had to change it. I suppose there's no harm... Her old number was 310-990-7444. Won't work now, but I called her a couple of times... Once at four in the morning with a couple of friends. Oh man, what a night. ;-D :-D


YOu're pulling my leg...


Swear on my mother. In the city, a couple blocks from the Hilton in Times Square. She was shopping with a few of her blonde friends. I was with a buddy and said, "hey, isn't that Paris Hilton?" He egged me on to go up to her and talk to her. I don't really act any different around celebrities or anything (I'm not the kind of guy who ogles someone because they're famous), so I went up to her and had a conversation. She is pretty stupid, to be honest, although she's not a total rock.
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