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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:17 am

Training Courses for Women...


1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.


8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only


26. Driving: How to reverse
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:24 am

There are too many good ones to pick my favorites. ;-D
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Postby AT » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:45 am

Sex Ed: It's required more than once a week and sometimes when you're not in the mood.
If you're not enjoying it, fake it, we don't care.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:06 am

hahah these are funny!
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Re: TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:16 am

These are too good.

Lofunzo wrote:
Training Courses for Women...


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both



I asked my wife yesterday to remember to gas up the car when she went out. When I got in the car later the fuel light was on. When I asked her about it later she said that she tried but that she couldn't get the tank opened (it's funny because it has a latch but it doesn't pop open, you have to push on one side of it). Then it hit me....we've had this car for over a year and she hasn't put gas in it even once. 8-o
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Re: TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN

Postby AT » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:35 am

Mookie4ever wrote:These are too good.

Lofunzo wrote:
Training Courses for Women...


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both



I asked my wife yesterday to remember to gas up the car when she went out. When I got in the car later the fuel light was on. When I asked her about it later she said that she tried but that she couldn't get the tank opened (it's funny because it has a latch but it doesn't pop open, you have to push on one side of it). Then it hit me....we've had this car for over a year and she hasn't put gas in it even once. 8-o


LOL. That's good stuff.

That reminds me of another moment involving gas and female intelligence. I was stopped at an intersection with this girl I'm seeing the other day and across the street is this huge Texaco station. I look at the huge sign with the gas prices and had the following exchange...

Me: $2.60 a gallon for regular? Maybe these guys didn't get the memo that Oil was down $2 today.

Her: (Squinting and clearly perplexed) How can you read the gas prices from here?

Me: (Pointing to the 300'/200' sign in plain sight) They're right there

Her: Oh, I didn't see that, I was looking at the pumps.

Yikes.
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:06 pm

These are hilarious! :-b
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:14 pm

This is an awesome post. Very good stuff. ;-D
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Re: TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN

Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:21 pm

awesome post..... ;-D ;-D



Lofunzo wrote:



6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both







these are definitely my favorite 3... my wife does not know that gas pumps exist,,,, if the red light comes on in her truck, she will just drive mine til i fill hers up......

but i do give her credit for being a clean freak,,,case in point.. we had a party july 4th,,, and once she got off of work about 2 hours before the party started,,, she went into a rant about how "dirty" the house was, and then started house cleaning 101 for the next 20 minutes..... the only thing was when she finished cleaning, i nor her brother could even tell that the house was even cleaner,,, because it is always clean.....
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Postby This is the year » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:48 pm

Great post, Lo. 10, 20, and 24 are my favorites
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