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by **Lofunzo** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:31 am

go_jays_go wrote:Whats next..

For Britney?? Not sure but I heard through the grapevine that she will learn how to walk and chew gum at the same time.

by **MMoNeY24** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:42 am

Lofunzo wrote:
go_jays_go wrote:Whats next..

For Britney?? Not sure but I heard through the grapevine that she will learn how to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Looks like the rhymes naturally came to her on that poem. O:-)

by **acsguitar** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:43 am

Thats worse then Vogan Poetry

by **kentx12** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:02 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.

That is pretty good. Did you come up with all of that by yourself? ;-D

by **Lofunzo** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 pm

kentx12 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.

That is pretty good. Did you come up with all of that by yourself?

Actually, yes. Took all of about 10 seconds and I was sober. 8-o

by **raiders_umpire** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:34 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.

this is hilarious..... :-D

by **Big Pimpin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:42 pm

This is really good stuff. I particularly like Lofunzo's addition to it, that makes it even better... ;-D

by **Madison** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:29 pm

I like the photo. O:-)

Poem is dumb though, except for Lo's addition. :-b

by **Half Massed** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:28 pm

Madison wrote:I like the photo.

Poem is dumb though, except for Lo's addition.

well if you came into this looking for anything other than dumb or extremely pathetic, that's your first mistake. i saw the poem and said to myself, alright i'm going to read this with a straight face, but half way through i broke down. i can imagine her reading this in all seriousness to her husband on their honeymoon and him actually thinking it's quality.
:-b

or does Britney Spears even have the IQ to write two lines?

i wouldn't have thought so if it wasn't for the first two lines or whatever were she mentions her assistant... :-D

by **emb0lus** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:10 pm

Half Massed wrote:
~ Britney [via britneyspears.org]

oh my god! that is some funny stuff. just thought i'd share my laugh with you all.

please tell me you do not frequent this site and that you actually saw the poem somewhere else :-o

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