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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:31 am

go_jays_go wrote:Whats next.. :-b


For Britney?? Not sure but I heard through the grapevine that she will learn how to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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Postby MMoNeY24 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:42 am

Lofunzo wrote:
go_jays_go wrote:Whats next.. :-b


For Britney?? Not sure but I heard through the grapevine that she will learn how to walk and chew gum at the same time.


:-b

Looks like the rhymes naturally came to her on that poem. O:-) ;-7
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:43 am

Thats worse then Vogan Poetry
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:02 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.



That is pretty good. Did you come up with all of that by yourself? ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 pm

kentx12 wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.



That is pretty good. Did you come up with all of that by yourself? ;-D


Actually, yes. Took all of about 10 seconds and I was sober. 8-o
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Postby raiders_umpire » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:34 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.




this is hilarious..... :-D :-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:42 pm

This is really good stuff. I particularly like Lofunzo's addition to it, that makes it even better... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:29 pm

I like the photo. O:-)

Poem is dumb though, except for Lo's addition. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:28 pm

Madison wrote:I like the photo. O:-)

Poem is dumb though, except for Lo's addition. :-b


well if you came into this looking for anything other than dumb or extremely pathetic, that's your first mistake. i saw the poem and said to myself, alright i'm going to read this with a straight face, but half way through i broke down. i can imagine her reading this in all seriousness to her husband on their honeymoon and him actually thinking it's quality.
:-b
or does Britney Spears even have the IQ to write two lines?


i wouldn't have thought so if it wasn't for the first two lines or whatever were she mentions her assistant... :-D
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Re: Britney Spears writes poem! oh man...

Postby emb0lus » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:10 pm

Half Massed wrote:
~ Britney [via britneyspears.org]

oh my god! that is some funny stuff. :-b just thought i'd share my laugh with you all.


please tell me you do not frequent this site and that you actually saw the poem somewhere else :-o
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