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Postby Half Massed » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:28 am

check this out:

Honeymoon Poem

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

~ Britney [via britneyspears.org]

oh my god! that is some funny stuff. :-b just thought i'd share my laugh with you all.
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:33 am

8-o
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:05 am

Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.
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Postby Phatferd » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:10 am

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.


Hahahaha....If only these singers wrote their own songs.
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Postby LooseCannon » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:55 am

Lofunzo wrote:Where's this part??

Now my belly, matches my boobs,
'Cause I just eat Cheetos, in front of the tube.


I think that was in the version she actually wrote..... :-D

or does Britney Spears even have the IQ to write two lines?
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Postby WharfRat » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:16 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;-D ;-D

Britney you SUCK. :-t

While we're at it, check out the wedding dress she wore:
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:39 am

WharfRat wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;-D ;-D

Britney you SUCK. :-t

While we're at it, check out the wedding dress she wore:
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In 3 minutes, I bet that it was the wedding dress that she didn't wear. :-B
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Postby prodpaul » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:39 am

Let's add that to the wall of shame.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:40 am

Weren't the bridesmades all in outfits that said HO and the Groomsmen were all wearing Pimp Outfits? I'm being serious
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:17 am

Whats next.. :-b
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