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Postby Madison » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:49 pm

The first one :-o :-o :-o .

The second one's great though! :-b :-b :-b
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Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:03 am

Hehe, I've heard the second one, but it's much funnier with the Cafe touch. :-D
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Postby reznorsboy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:20 am

BigMusky wrote:Another Duck Joke:


Blankman, BigMusky and Madison all die go to heaven due to a freak computer accident during the draft of a fantasybaseball league. As we arrive, Mirraculously God overlooks are short comings and allows us to enter Heaven with one condition, no one must ever step on a duck.

Being the Einstein that I am, I see some good looking Angle walking down the sidewalk and as I rubber neck her I step on a duck and instantly a long hairy woman is attached to my arm via a handcuff. God appears before me and informs me that I will spend the rest of eternity with this beast upon my arm. As I head towards a tree to sulk at my misfortune, I see Madison with an equally disgusting woman on his arm. So I sit down next to him and begin washing away our sorrows with some Jack Daniels.

Soon after, we see Blankman walking towards us with Elisha Cuthbert attached to his arm. In astonishment I ask Blank what luck brought him this fortune, and Elisha turns to me and says "I stepped on a duck!"


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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:03 am

:-b :-b
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:14 am

The first one: good


The second one: better
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:25 am

BigMusky wrote:Another Duck Joke:


Blankman, BigMusky and Madison all die go to heaven due to a freak computer accident during the draft of a fantasybaseball league. As we arrive, Mirraculously God overlooks are short comings and allows us to enter Heaven with one condition, no one must ever step on a duck.

Being the Einstein that I am, I see some good looking Angle walking down the sidewalk and as I rubber neck her I step on a duck and instantly a long hairy woman is attached to my arm via a handcuff. God appears before me and informs me that I will spend the rest of eternity with this beast upon my arm. As I head towards a tree to sulk at my misfortune, I see Madison with an equally disgusting woman on his arm. So I sit down next to him and begin washing away our sorrows with some Jack Daniels.

Soon after, we see Blankman walking towards us with Elisha Cuthbert attached to his arm. In astonishment I ask Blank what luck brought him this fortune, and Elisha turns to me and says "I stepped on a duck!"



This one had me laughing pretty hard. I am going to bed on that one
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