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by **BigMusky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:52 am

Three Ducks walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first duck, " What is your name?"
Duck replies, " Huey!"
Bartender,"How has your day been?"
Duck replies, "Great, I have been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?"
Bartender asks the second duck, "What is your name?"
Duck replies, "Dewey!"
Bartender, "How has your day been?"
Duck replies the same as the first, " Great, I have been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want?"

Bartender turns to the third duck and says, "You must be Lewey?"
Third ducks bats its eyelashes at the bartender and says "No, I am Puddles <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif> "

by **SaintsOfTheDiamond** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:38 am

by **go_jays_go** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:51 am

LOL..

by **Big Pimpin** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:12 pm

That's a good one. ;-D

by **BigMusky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:55 pm

Another Duck Joke:

Blankman, BigMusky and Madison all die go to heaven due to a freak computer accident during the draft of a fantasybaseball league. As we arrive, Mirraculously God overlooks are short comings and allows us to enter Heaven with one condition, no one must ever step on a duck.

Being the Einstein that I am, I see some good looking Angle walking down the sidewalk and as I rubber neck her I step on a duck and instantly a long hairy woman is attached to my arm via a handcuff. God appears before me and informs me that I will spend the rest of eternity with this beast upon my arm. As I head towards a tree to sulk at my misfortune, I see Madison with an equally disgusting woman on his arm. So I sit down next to him and begin washing away our sorrows with some Jack Daniels.

Soon after, we see Blankman walking towards us with Elisha Cuthbert attached to his arm. In astonishment I ask Blank what luck brought him this fortune, and Elisha turns to me and says "I stepped on a duck!"

by **Big Pimpin** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:05 pm

BigMusky wrote:Another Duck Joke:

Blankman, BigMusky and Madison all die go to heaven due to a freak computer accident during the draft of a fantasybaseball league. As we arrive, Mirraculously God overlooks are short comings and allows us to enter heave with one condition, no one must ever step on a duck.

Being the Einstein that I am, I see some good looking Angle walking down the sidewalk and as I rubber neck her I step on a duck and instantly a long hairy woman is attached to my arm via a handcuff. God appears before me and informs me that I will spend the rest of eternity with this beast upon my arm. As I head towards a tree to sulk at my misfortune, I see Madison with an equally disgusting woman on his arm. So I sit down next to him and begin washing away our sorrows with some Jack Daniels.

Soon after, we see Blankman walking towards us with Elisha Cuthbert attached to his arm. In astonishment I ask Blank what luck brought him this fortune, and Elisha turns to me and says "I stepped on a duck!"

That one's good too... ;-D