Well, if not the Yankees, an American League DH spot with a contender makes a lot of sense considering Bonds desire for a ring and a home run record. As a Giants fan, I wish Bonds would stay, but I don't see that as very likely. We shall see.
I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!