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Postby Tavish » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:35 pm

Irish wrote:How about: TELL HER THE TRUTH


Telling a woman the truth on a first date (or in this case before it) sets a very dangerous trend. She will expect you to tell the truth from then on out and that is no way to have a good relationship. Tell her that you are really a covert operations spy and urgent business in Nigeria has come up.
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Postby eftda » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:13 pm

I always show them my "lying" face. I smile and laugh as I try to lie. That way I can lie in the future (no simle) and she'll believe me...

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An example is when she asks "Where are we going". I'll smile and say "I don't know" and she'll know that Im lying, no harm. Another example is when I'll keep a straight face and say "I was with a friend last night, my buddy Steve" and they wont suspect I was out with another female.
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Postby Phatferd » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:47 pm

Here is the status. I am feeling OK, not great, but I don't think its worth it to cancel.

My buddy called me up today and he and his girlfriend along with another couple are heading up to LA to see some comedy group that is a lot like Who's Line is it Anyways and we're gonna join them. The cool thing about this is I can bring a bottle of water and just suck on that throughout the night when my throat gets dry.
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Postby eftda » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:15 pm

Comedy Sports? If so then its well wrth it. ;-D
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Postby Phatferd » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:02 pm

eftda wrote:Comedy Sports? If so then its well wrth it. ;-D


Bingo!! I have been told its great. The people I am going with have been already.
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Postby eftda » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:21 pm

for those of you who have no idea what it is, its like whos line is it anyway, but more crowd interactive... this gives me a date idea. ;-D
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Postby Phatferd » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:27 pm

Efta are you in the LA area?
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Postby eftda » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:49 pm

Nor Cal, 1 hour from SF. Theres 2-3 Comedy Sports up here.
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Postby Madison » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:52 am

Glad to hear you're feeling better Phatferd! ;-D Good luck on the date! ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:01 am

eftda wrote:I always show them my "lying" face. I smile and laugh as I try to lie. That way I can lie in the future (no simle) and she'll believe me...

:-D

This is a great one to use. ;-D
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