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Postby The_Met_Threat » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:43 am

I'm pretty sure everyone has an overbite. There's really no way your top and bottom front teeth are going to land on each other just perfectly. Here's a hint, open her mouth wider.


This is also a great tip for later in the relationship. :-D

But for now id go with the popcorn trick. For perfect execution watch the Chappelle Show. I forget which episode but ive seen it. :-D :-D
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:46 am

this thread is still here? 8-o
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Postby Shadow of the Sun* » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:06 am

The_Met_Threat wrote:
I'm pretty sure everyone has an overbite. There's really no way your top and bottom front teeth are going to land on each other just perfectly. Here's a hint, open her mouth wider.


This is also a great tip for later in the relationship. :-D

But for now id go with the popcorn trick. For perfect execution watch the Chappelle Show. I forget which episode but ive seen it. :-D :-D


The trick is actually being able to control when they open their mouths. ;-)

There should be an open/close switch on each girl somewhere. Ideally, it would be set to "closed" for 99% of the time and then to "open" only at the appripriate moment. ;-D
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Postby The_Met_Threat » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:35 am

Shadow of the Sun* wrote:
The_Met_Threat wrote:
I'm pretty sure everyone has an overbite. There's really no way your top and bottom front teeth are going to land on each other just perfectly. Here's a hint, open her mouth wider.


This is also a great tip for later in the relationship. :-D

But for now id go with the popcorn trick. For perfect execution watch the Chappelle Show. I forget which episode but ive seen it. :-D :-D


The trick is actually being able to control when they open their mouths. ;-)

There should be an open/close switch on each girl somewhere. Ideally, it would be set to "closed" for 99% of the time and then to "open" only at the appripriate moment. ;-D


Ha ha why cant we all just have one of these?
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:05 am

Nice ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:32 am

The_Met_Threat wrote:
Shadow of the Sun* wrote:
The_Met_Threat wrote:
I'm pretty sure everyone has an overbite. There's really no way your top and bottom front teeth are going to land on each other just perfectly. Here's a hint, open her mouth wider.


This is also a great tip for later in the relationship. :-D

But for now id go with the popcorn trick. For perfect execution watch the Chappelle Show. I forget which episode but ive seen it. :-D :-D


The trick is actually being able to control when they open their mouths. ;-)

There should be an open/close switch on each girl somewhere. Ideally, it would be set to "closed" for 99% of the time and then to "open" only at the appripriate moment. ;-D


Ha ha why cant we all just have one of these?
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Thats awesome

LMAO :-b ;-D
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Postby AT » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:11 am

That remote is good stuff man ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:12 am

The_Met_Threat wrote:Ha ha why cant we all just have one of these?
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I'd given up on Maxim magazine completely, but that's a riot! ;-D
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