One of the best posts ever!!!
Dunn could get traded to the Moon and he would improve his #'s.
Can't argue there. With only 1/6 the gravity of Earth, pretty much any flyball is going to be a home run. Also, with no atmosphere, pitchers will be reduced to a fastball/change combo, since all other pitches rely on air resistance. I'd estimate about 200 HRs a year from Dunn if he was traded to the Moon.