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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:31 pm

Pablo975 wrote:"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......


Hey! you must name the quotee of the last post first! :-D ok well if no one can get it (or doens't want to :-b ) go on.

edit after move- shoot, I knew I should have stuck to just baseball earlier. no time for fun Dr. Jones?
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:34 pm

nuggets wrote:
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i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........


He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner


I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?


Ok, time to give it away:
it would be funnier if RJ plunks a 100 mph fastball at Giambi and he poops the parasite right out


On who would win a dodgeball contest between certain players and comical figures:

taco bell dog would throw tacos at team 2 so they would be eating there tacos while everyone on team 1 would throw dodgeballs at them so team 1 is the new champion hooray for team 1



Interview time!

today we are interviewing the olson twins here we go

Me- So how old are you girls again??

Twins- We are 18

Me- im 17 wanna make out later

Twins- Sure we can have a three way

Me- (zipper sound)Ok, now Mary kate is your eating disorder solved

MK-(pause, drinks water) No but im getting better

Me- that is good stay skinny but get some implants for me alright

Twins- Ok we both will

Me- Alright sounds good

Twins- Hey lets get undressed and go to the bedroom

Me- Ok lets have some fun



and finally:
i hate it when people make fun of my name booooooohoooooooo wahhhhhhhhhhhhh


Anyone? }:-) :-b :-D


.....Rico? Only the Retard would be that...retarded. :-D
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:27 pm

DING DING DING DING DING

I think the vets all knew right away, but just want any memory of him erased lol. RICO LIVES !!!!
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Postby Phatferd » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:57 pm

Pablo975 wrote:"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......


"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"


Isn't that Tommy Lasorda?
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:59 pm

Phatferd wrote:
Pablo975 wrote:"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......


"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"


Isn't that Tommy Lasorda?


I can still hear it in my head ;-D
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Postby reznorsboy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:20 pm

Booze, broads and bullsh*t. If you got all that, what else do you need
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:52 pm

reznorsboy wrote:Booze, broads and bullsh*t. If you got all that, what else do you need


Harry Caray. ;-D


I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.
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Postby Tavish » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:30 pm

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I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.


That would be Casey Stengel.


On a simliar note:

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.
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Postby Pablo975 » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:34 am

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

That is indeed Tommy Lasorda refering to a Dave Kingman performance back in the day.

Sorry if I violated the rules of how these posts work. Ooops! :-/
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Postby nuggets » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:42 am

Tavish wrote:
Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.


The one and only Babe.

Here we go:

"Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out, the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."
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