Baseball quotes fun

[nuggets]

"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......

Hey! you must name the quotee of the last post first! ok well if no one can get it (or doens't want to ) go on.

edit after move- shoot, I knew I should have stuck to just baseball earlier. no time for fun Dr. Jones?

[WharfRat]

i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........

He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner

I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?

Ok, time to give it away:

it would be funnier if RJ plunks a 100 mph fastball at Giambi and he poops the parasite right out

On who would win a dodgeball contest between certain players and comical figures:

taco bell dog would throw tacos at team 2 so they would be eating there tacos while everyone on team 1 would throw dodgeballs at them so team 1 is the new champion hooray for team 1

Interview time!

today we are interviewing the olson twins here we go

Me- So how old are you girls again??

Twins- We are 18

Me- im 17 wanna make out later

Twins- Sure we can have a three way

Me- (zipper sound)Ok, now Mary kate is your eating disorder solved

MK-(pause, drinks water) No but im getting better

Me- that is good stay skinny but get some implants for me alright

Twins- Ok we both will

Me- Alright sounds good

Twins- Hey lets get undressed and go to the bedroom

Me- Ok lets have some fun

and finally:

i hate it when people make fun of my name booooooohoooooooo wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anyone?

.....Rico? Only the Retard would be that...retarded.

[nuggets]

DING DING DING DING DING

I think the vets all knew right away, but just want any memory of him erased lol. RICO LIVES !!!!

[Phatferd]

"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"


Isn't that Tommy Lasorda?

[nuggets]

"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"


Isn't that Tommy Lasorda?

I can still hear it in my head

[reznorsboy]

Booze, broads and bullsh*t. If you got all that, what else do you need

[WharfRat]

Booze, broads and bullsh*t. If you got all that, what else do you need

Harry Caray.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

[Tavish]

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

That would be Casey Stengel.


On a simliar note:

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

[Pablo975]

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

That is indeed Tommy Lasorda refering to a Dave Kingman performance back in the day.

Sorry if I violated the rules of how these posts work. Ooops!

[nuggets]

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.

The one and only Babe.

Here we go:

"Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out, the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."