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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:40 am

It's been done before and if there's a link I couldn't find it.

A quote is given, the one who names the quotee gives another and so on and so forth.

Use any baseball related quote including ones from those who didn't play.


#1:

"If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress."
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Postby baseballboy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:42 am

1. "If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress." Answer: Mickey Mantel

2. "Forget it!" (his most famous homerun call) Answer:
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:11 am

baseballboy wrote:2. "Forget it!" (his most famous homerun call) Answer:


That's easy - Vin Scully.

Another easy one, because it ought to be in this thread: "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!"

P.S. I hope these aren't solely supposed to be funny. Great idea for a thread.
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:10 pm

WharfRat wrote:P.S. I hope these aren't solely supposed to be funny. Great idea for a thread.


Nope, just as long as they have to do with baseball.
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:33 pm

WharfRat wrote:Another easy one, because it ought to be in this thread: "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!"

Branca throws. There's a long fly....it's gonna be....I believe....The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!....I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I will not believe it.

-Russ Hodges

Next:

i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:50 pm

i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........


He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:11 pm

nuggets wrote:
i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........


He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner


I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?
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Postby nuggets » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:24 pm

WharfRat wrote:
nuggets wrote:
i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........


He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner


I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?


Ok, time to give it away:
it would be funnier if RJ plunks a 100 mph fastball at Giambi and he poops the parasite right out


On who would win a dodgeball contest between certain players and comical figures:

taco bell dog would throw tacos at team 2 so they would be eating there tacos while everyone on team 1 would throw dodgeballs at them so team 1 is the new champion hooray for team 1



Interview time!

today we are interviewing the olson twins here we go

Me- So how old are you girls again??

Twins- We are 18

Me- im 17 wanna make out later

Twins- Sure we can have a three way

Me- (zipper sound)Ok, now Mary kate is your eating disorder solved

MK-(pause, drinks water) No but im getting better

Me- that is good stay skinny but get some implants for me alright

Twins- Ok we both will

Me- Alright sounds good

Twins- Hey lets get undressed and go to the bedroom

Me- Ok lets have some fun



and finally:
i hate it when people make fun of my name booooooohoooooooo wahhhhhhhhhhhhh


Anyone? }:-) :-b :-D
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Postby uucrook3d » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:25 pm

joe morgan?


edit: obviously i am wrong but i guessed while you were typing the hints
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Postby Pablo975 » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:30 pm

"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......
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