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Postby baseballboy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:42 am

1. "If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress." Answer: Mickey Mantel

2. "Forget it!" (his most famous homerun call) Answer:
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:11 am

baseballboy wrote:2. "Forget it!" (his most famous homerun call) Answer:


That's easy - Vin Scully.

Another easy one, because it ought to be in this thread: "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!"

P.S. I hope these aren't solely supposed to be funny. Great idea for a thread.
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8.14.07: "I guess heaven needed a shortstop."
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:11 pm

nuggets wrote:
i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........


He's also given us this great one:

Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner


I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?
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Postby uucrook3d » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:25 pm

joe morgan?


edit: obviously i am wrong but i guessed while you were typing the hints
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Postby Pablo975 » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:30 pm

"Terry Crowleys' lucky he's in ****ing baseball."

"What do I think abou his performance? He hit three ****ing homeruns off us and you ask me what I think about his performance?!?!?"

Two of the classics......
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