WharfRat wrote: nuggets wrote:
i can tell if the runner circumstanceiously fractures his legatory tendons he is no longer competibale to reguratoring a base........
He's also given us this great one:
Mark my words: Oliver Perez will be 2005 NL Cy Young Winner
I'm stumped...though it sounds like some idiot from ESPN. Kruk?
Ok, time to give it away:
it would be funnier if RJ plunks a 100 mph fastball at Giambi and he poops the parasite right out
On who would win a dodgeball contest between certain players and comical figures:
taco bell dog would throw tacos at team 2 so they would be eating there tacos while everyone on team 1 would throw dodgeballs at them so team 1 is the new champion hooray for team 1
today we are interviewing the olson twins here we go
Me- So how old are you girls again??
Twins- We are 18
Me- im 17 wanna make out later
Twins- Sure we can have a three way
Me- (zipper sound)Ok, now Mary kate is your eating disorder solved
MK-(pause, drinks water) No but im getting better
Me- that is good stay skinny but get some implants for me alright
Twins- Ok we both will
Me- Alright sounds good
Twins- Hey lets get undressed and go to the bedroom
Me- Ok lets have some fun
i hate it when people make fun of my name booooooohoooooooo wahhhhhhhhhhhhh