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Postby StlSluggers » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:56 pm

"He needed killin'" is a valid defense here.

:-D ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:59 pm

The doctor getting herpes is really funny
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:08 pm

Some great jokes there. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:37 am

Fireball Express wrote:Thanks for the chuckles.

I like the Southerner one.
You forgot to mention the southern term fixing; as in "I'm fixing to go to the store".


Well, it's not fixing, it's fixin. Like I'm fixin to tell a story, or I'm fixin to go the store.

Dadgum northerners. Can't get anything right. :-b
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