Fireball Express wrote:Thanks for the chuckles.
I like the Southerner one.
You forgot to mention the southern term fixing; as in "I'm fixing to go to the store".
Well, it's not fixing
, it's fixin
. Like I'm fixin to tell a story, or I'm fixin to go the store.
Dadgum northerners. Can't get anything right.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....