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Postby Spiegs1106 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:56 pm

There were three midgets who are looking to get their name out in the world. The first has really small hands and the other two think he should enter into the guiness book of world records for the smallest hands. The second midget thinks he has the smallest feet and is going to try to enter into the book with the smallest feet. The Third midget looks down at the floor. He said, I have a really small penis. The other two get a good laugh, but convince him to try to enter the guiness book of world records and he agrees.

Well the three midgets go to the Main building of the guiness book of world records and put their names in. The first midget goes into the back room and is there for 30 minutes untill he finally comes out with a huge trofy for first place for the smallest hands. The second midget goes into the back room and is there for 30 minutes untill he finally comes out with a huge trofy for first place for the smallest feet. The third midget goes into the back room and is there for 5 minutes. He comes out with a little piece of paper with second place written on it. HE yells "IWANA KNOW WHO THE HELL (THEN NAME ANY JACKASS IN THE ROOM) IS"

good one huh?
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Postby Mets4Life » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:43 am

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Postby bigh0rt » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:51 am

Mets4Life wrote:No


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Postby Madison » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:18 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Mets4Life wrote:No


:-b


Haha! :-b

Not bad though. ;-D

We've had much worse jokes around here. :-o
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:35 am

Madison wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Mets4Life wrote:No


:-b


Haha! :-b

Not bad though. ;-D

We've had much worse jokes around here. :-o


It should have finished, Second Place :-P , I want to know who this Madison person is :-C

j/k of course :-b
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:38 pm

it's not good unless you add in a name.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:56 pm

Doesn't really work without the name, you should have inserted Madison for the parentheses. I mean those huge post counts have to be compensating for something, right? :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:59 pm

curious_george_43545 wrote:
Madison wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:
Mets4Life wrote:No


:-b


Haha! :-b

Not bad though. ;-D

We've had much worse jokes around here. :-o


It should have finished, Second Place :-P , I want to know who this Madison person is :-C

j/k of course :-b



Now thats funny :-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:27 am

You guys are so kind. ;-7

Lol. :-b
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:48 am

Madison wrote:You guys are so kind. ;-7

Lol. :-b


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