There were three midgets who are looking to get their name out in the world. The first has really small hands and the other two think he should enter into the guiness book of world records for the smallest hands. The second midget thinks he has the smallest feet and is going to try to enter into the book with the smallest feet. The Third midget looks down at the floor. He said, I have a really small penis. The other two get a good laugh, but convince him to try to enter the guiness book of world records and he agrees.
Well the three midgets go to the Main building of the guiness book of world records and put their names in. The first midget goes into the back room and is there for 30 minutes untill he finally comes out with a huge trofy for first place for the smallest hands. The second midget goes into the back room and is there for 30 minutes untill he finally comes out with a huge trofy for first place for the smallest feet. The third midget goes into the back room and is there for 5 minutes. He comes out with a little piece of paper with second place written on it. HE yells "IWANA KNOW WHO THE HELL (THEN NAME ANY JACKASS IN THE ROOM) IS"
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Doesn't really work without the name, you should have inserted Madison for the parentheses. I mean those huge post counts have to be compensating for something, right?
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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by Spiegs1106 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:56 pm 
, I want to know who this Madison person is 
