I wish I could find he link, but I can't, anyway, boston.com had a "write the caption" contest a few weeks ago for a photo of Cruise and Katie Holmes where she's excitedly saying something to a grinning Cruise. The winning caption was:
"Oh my GOD! You were in 'Risky Business'??? My parents went to SEE that on their first DATE!"
I thought it was classic.
btw, too bad she's getting mixed up with Cruise, but Katie is really beautiful