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Postby RugbyD » Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:35 am

this dude rocks:

http://www.mcchris.com

check out fett's vette (song downloadable...DO IT!!):

lyrics:
Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my delorian
War's over I'm a
Peace time Madalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in deabte
Buffet plate at Bennigans

rhyme renegade
sure to penetrate
first and second defense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do and
Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a ****
I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be
Hiding at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactor's
On the detention level

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

Say my name is Boba Fett
I know my **** is tight
Start not acting right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the jist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a ****
Your mama is a b****
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot the gift

Got Bambinas at Cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
You're little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive
Pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an Imperial fleet
Backin me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta Death Star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to Hammer Head
At Mos Eisley Bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar in speech therapy

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down

Slice you open like a Tan Tan
Faster than the autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the paln unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweeked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting f***ed up
In ****ed up bars
See I'm not a retard
Or gay like de barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The sith wish that they
had a d*** so hard
Cuz it's long long ago
in a p**** far far

Call me master 'cause I'm
Faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MC's
Can call me sire

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette

I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste

Get down
Last edited by RugbyD on Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
TennCare rocks!!!!
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Postby Madison » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:04 am

That's way cool! :-D Going to save it on my mp3 player. :-D

Nice find and thanks! ;-D
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Postby RugbyD » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:56 am

i don't know if it's on the site, but his first song was about playing super mario bros and trying to get Mario laid by winning the game.
TennCare rocks!!!!
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Postby baseball6791 » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:29 pm

RugbyD wrote:i don't know if it's on the site, but his first song was about playing super mario bros and trying to get Mario laid by winning the game.


i have that song, its f***** hilarious. if any1 wants it i'll e-mail it to them, just PM me
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:48 pm

mc chris rules...he's got a few other good songs like "White Kids Love Hip-Hop" and "Robotussin".

he also voices Hesch from Sealab 2021 and voiced MC Pee-Pants and Sir Loin (and i think one more character) on Aqua Teen.

he played a small club in my area, but i found out to late. i was really pissed that i didnt gte to see him
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Postby shpuck » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:09 am

Not sure if you guys saw this (although if you're getting just the mp3's I'm guessing not).

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... hp?t=89701

Something I posted several months ago that turns the music into a visually stimulated plethora of optical delight (they just used Star Wars Galaxies I believe). There's also some bonus "footage" to augment the audio in the .mp3
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Postby reznorsboy » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:16 am

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Postby Madison » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:13 am

shpuck wrote:Not sure if you guys saw this (although if you're getting just the mp3's I'm guessing not).

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... hp?t=89701

Something I posted several months ago that turns the music into a visually stimulated plethora of optical delight (they just used Star Wars Galaxies I believe). There's also some bonus "footage" to augment the audio in the .mp3


OH MAN :-B !!!! That's really sweet :-B ! Not sure how I missed that post. It's great! ;-D ;-D

Song is funny as can be and now I've got both the video and MP3. Major props guys! These are great! :-D ;-D ;-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby RyanK » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:40 am

that videos awesome, i like the song too

major props to the creators of that video
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Postby Madison » Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:51 am

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette


This just started playing, so I figured this thread was worth a bump since the song is so awesome. :-D

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jaba Hut
To finance my vette
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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