A man is having an affair with his secretary and the passions overwhelm them one day shortly before he's due home to have dinner with his wife. He quickly starts getting dressed and tells his lover the secretary to go out in the yard with his shoes and rub them all over the lawn. When gets home he finds an angry wife who says,"Why are you late for dinner", he replies"Well honey I am going to be perfectly honest with you, I’m having an affair with my secretary!" She replies "Why you lying no good son of a buck, you've been out golfing again look at your shoes!
I thought it was quite jokes.