Who said it? #2 (answered)

[Arlo]

"When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot."

"I walk into the clubhouse and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol and by the seventh inning he had drunk it all."

"Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts."

[EugeneStyles]

The first one's gotta be Tommy Lasorda.
My first guess at the second one is probably Tony LaRussa.
No clue on the third.

Nice quotes, btw.

[Arlo]

My fault for not being clearer (note to self: find Mark Clear quotes) - all these quotes are from the mouth of one person, namely...

Tommy Lasorda! Hole in one (forgive the non-baseballism) by EugeneStyles.

Interesting thought about LaRussa, too...