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## Beer Calculator

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### Beer Calculator

BEER MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should have a three-digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).

The next two numbers are .......

YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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3-17 nail on the head
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im 16, havent drunk anything yet, so it wouldnt work for me, and i have no desire to drink, so dont try
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Holy crap you're right! 2825!

Are you some kind of magician ensanimal?

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Just forwarded that to my beer-swilling buddies.

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ens you got way too much time on your hands to come up with something like this

nice one
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_Simulacrum_ wrote:Are you some kind of magician ensanimal?

not anywhere close to one. unless i've had my quota of pints, then i can do anything
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723 sweet!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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acsguitar wrote:723 sweet!

7 pints a week? You guys are making me feel like a raging alkie here

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I started with 7 as well and it worked.

There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.
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