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Postby ensanimal » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:43 pm

BEER MATHEMATICS


This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)





2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)





3. Add 5. (for Sunday)





4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...





6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.





You should have a three-digit number





The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).






The next two numbers are .......


















YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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Postby RyanK » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:53 pm

3-17 :-° nail on the head
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Postby bceagles04 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:27 pm

im 16, havent drunk anything yet, so it wouldnt work for me, and i have no desire to drink, so dont try
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:32 pm

Holy crap you're right! 2825! 8-o

Are you some kind of magician ensanimal? :-?
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:37 pm

Just forwarded that to my beer-swilling buddies. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:58 pm

ens you got way too much time on your hands to come up with something like this ;-7 ;-7

nice one ;-D
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Postby ensanimal » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:33 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:Are you some kind of magician ensanimal? :-?



not anywhere close to one. unless i've had my quota of pints, then i can do anything :-b :*)
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:50 pm

723 sweet! ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:59 pm

acsguitar wrote:723 sweet! ;-D


7 pints a week? You guys are making me feel like a raging alkie here :-?
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Postby kentx12 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:39 pm

I started with 7 as well and it worked. ;-D
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