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Children's Books That Never Made It

Postby Pogotheostrich » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:50 am

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>1. You Are Different and That's Bad
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>2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
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>3. Dad's New Wife Bruce
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>4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
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>5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It
>Book
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>6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
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>7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
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>8. Curious George and the Rotweilers
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>9. All Cats Go to Hell
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>10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
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>11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
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>12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
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>13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
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>14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
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>15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
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>16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
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>17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
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>18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
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>19. You Were an Accident
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>20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
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>21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave
>Games
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>22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
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>23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
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>24. Used Toilet Paper and Your Babysitter
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>24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
>Friends?
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>25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
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Re: Children's Books That Never Made It

Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:14 am

They were all great, but I couldn't stop laughing at these. :*)

Pogotheostrich wrote:>
>12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
>
>14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
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>16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
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>19. You Were an Accident
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>24. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
>Friends?

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Postby Jagfan21 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:20 am

8. Curious George and the Rotweilers


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Postby prodpaul » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:49 am

:-D :-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:21 am

LOL

Great Find.. :-b
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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:56 am

LOL, hysterical stuff! :-b
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:17 pm

"Daddy drinks because you cry" was awesome :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:30 pm

Great list. Can't find them on Amazon though and my kid's birthday is coming up.
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Postby RugbyD » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:44 pm

Reminds of "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:45 pm

Man those are pretty darn funny!
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