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by **Lofunzo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:43 am

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150The man thought about it for a moment and told the undertaker he would prefer to have the mother-in-law shipped home. Puzzled, the undertaker asked, Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150 The man said, A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.