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WHERE TO BURY HER???

Postby Lofunzo » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:43 am

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150The man thought about it for a moment and told the undertaker he would prefer to have the mother-in-law shipped home. Puzzled, the undertaker asked, Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150 The man said, A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:51 am

Nice. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:52 am

heard it before, but it is definitely a good one ;-D ;-D
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Postby Jagfan21 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:53 am

:-b
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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:19 am

;-D Good one!
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Postby kentx12 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:20 am

Great joke.. ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:10 pm

that got a chuckle or two from me :-b
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Postby reznorsboy » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:06 pm

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Postby JTWood » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:36 pm

:-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:32 am

Hahaha! :-b Nice! ;-D
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